“Muppets Most Wanted” (2014 film) in haiku:
Fucked up and funny.
A lesser film than the last.
I hope there are more.
“The Muppets” (2011 film) in haiku:
Wonderful fix-fic
And love letter to fandom.
The Muppets are back!
“Grizzly Park” (2008 film) in haiku:
The right person lives;
The rest are et by a bear.
Hope you like boob jokes.
“Ancillary Justice” (novel by Ann Leckie) in haiku:
Vast collective selves,
Space empire with no genders;
Slow burn, but big fire.
“Gigli” (2003 film) in haiku:
J-Lo and Affleck
And child-like hostage makes three.
Terrible sitcom.