Haiku Reviews: Muppets * 2, Grizzly Park, Ancillary Justice, Gigli

“Muppets Most Wanted” (2014 film) in haiku:
Fucked up and funny.
A lesser film than the last.
I hope there are more.

“The Muppets” (2011 film) in haiku:
Wonderful fix-fic
And love letter to fandom.
The Muppets are back!

“Grizzly Park” (2008 film) in haiku:
The right person lives;
The rest are et by a bear.
Hope you like boob jokes.

“Ancillary Justice” (novel by Ann Leckie) in haiku:
Vast collective selves,
Space empire with no genders;
Slow burn, but big fire.

“Gigli” (2003 film) in haiku:
J-Lo and Affleck
And child-like hostage makes three.
Terrible sitcom.

Movies in Haiku: Robocop, 300, Lego, Hyenas, Nazis!

“Robocop” (2014) in haiku:
Less fun than before;
Surprising thoughtful sci fi.
So close to Bechdel.

“300: Rise of an Empire” (2014) in haiku:
Eva Green is win,
But few bright lights in the cast.
Go rent the first one.

“The Lego Movie” (2014) in haiku:
Fandom and whimsy,
Then sudden punch to the feels.
Now I want Lego.

“Hyenas” (2010) in haiku:
Ludicrously fun,
Like bad Anita Blake fic.
No budget in sight.

“Nazis at the Center of the Earth” (2012) in haiku:
Jake Busey in snow,
Transforming Mecha-Hitler –
What more do you need?