Movies in Haiku: Robocop, 300, Lego, Hyenas, Nazis!

“Robocop” (2014) in haiku:
Less fun than before;
Surprising thoughtful sci fi.
So close to Bechdel.

“300: Rise of an Empire” (2014) in haiku:
Eva Green is win,
But few bright lights in the cast.
Go rent the first one.

“The Lego Movie” (2014) in haiku:
Fandom and whimsy,
Then sudden punch to the feels.
Now I want Lego.

“Hyenas” (2010) in haiku:
Ludicrously fun,
Like bad Anita Blake fic.
No budget in sight.

“Nazis at the Center of the Earth” (2012) in haiku:
Jake Busey in snow,
Transforming Mecha-Hitler –
What more do you need?